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Had my first week at uni. Well, I say my first week, I’ve not had any classes yet, only introductions. They went well. They were boring as hell but fine. The upsides of them are, made friends, goodtimetable and I won a £10 voucher for HMV. So really nothing exciting happened. I’m so annoyed. Have an amazing timetable the first 6 weeks; Tuesdays and Thursdays off and with ODST out on Tuesday this worked perfectly. But, because of the September Weekend, my first week timetable is slightly differently, causing me to need to work on Tuesday.

In bigger news (in a sense) found out my Dad is getting married. And the only thing I can say to his fiancee is: “Good luck”.

Been kinda ill the past few days, but tonight I’ve just been in a foul mood. I think I need to get out or something. Been feeling kinda isolated which I don’t think has helped it. Also, I wanna get some weed but that’s neither here nor there.

Anyway, I really need to make these posts longer (and interesting) so i’ll try and rob a bank before next time. In the mean time I shall leave you with this grammatically correct sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.


That is if I can find the cable to connect the phone to the laptop.

*goes hunting*

There we go found it.

So, was out at Rev last night, and needless to say many drinks were consumed. Then, I heard the 2nd most stupid words I’ve heard in a long time: “You wanna do squishy frog?”. The answer to which was the most stupid words I’ve heard in a long time: “Ok”. The result of which was a night so fraught with emotions…erm…well it was just fraught with emotions. Also, this happened:Arm


I slipped and completely fucked my arm, only aesthetically though, it still works fine. But, apart from that I had a good night.

Looking back before that not much has happened to me lately. Still not sorted out SAAS or Paisley, but only because they are both incompetent morons. Although I am looking forward to starting uni. Induction on Monday, followed by Fresher’s Fare/Week. The only thing of note is that I went to see The Hurt Locker last week. Mark, Tiberius and I were hoping to go see District 9 but was sold out, so we went to see that instead. It ended up being an absolutely incredible movie. If you have a spare few hours it’s worth watching.

Also, I bought a ticket to An Evening with Kevin Smith today. I really can’t wait. Mark, Jew Dave, Tiberius and I are going next month to see him. Should be an awesome night. Speaking of awesome nights I have two lined up this week. On Friday, I’m going to Dave’s house party which will no doubt be filled with the usual hilarious antics. And then on Saturday I will be going to my work night out with the critically acclaimed DJ Buffet.

I’ve been playing through Batman: Arkham Asylum and it is hands down one of the best games I’ve ever played. Absolutely amazing story and gameplay which keeps going til the end. Completed it the other night and am now onto the challenges. In fact i’m in the top 1000 in one of them. Sadly the biggest achievement of my life so far.

I don’t even know why I’m bothering trying to go to uni. The fates are clearly against me. I needed a letter from a guy in Paisley saying I left in December, so that I could forward it to SAAS. I got the letter but it didn’t say that I left in December. I then told him I needed him to put that I left in December. He said and I quote “that’s between you and student records”. THEN WHY DID STUDENT RECORDS TELL ME TO TALK TO YOU, YOU ARROGANT, POSH, ARSEHOLE!?!?! So, I get the feeling that I’m not gonna get my appeal and I’m not gonna get the money I need, and then I will probably be crushed crossing the road by a rhino that’s escaped from the zoo.

Ach ill finish this later. Need to go.

I’m finally back to finish this after….a while. A bit has happened since I wrote that bit above. I went to see Bill Bailey with Meg, Vicky and Carlos. He was outstanding. For some reason it was still part of the Tinselworm tour, so I had heard parts of it before, but that didn’t detract from how amazing it was.

Last Friday I was at Rufus and the catty, although cause I’d spent all day with Dave being over tired, by like 7pm I was shattered. Was still a good night though. On Saturday I was supposed to be going to Mikey’s girlfriends birthday at ABC, but due to lack of funds I went to Dave’s instead. Was AWESOME XD!!!

This week I have Donnie and Emma’s birthday, and payday which I can’t wait for.

Also, I phoned Paisley. Student Records couldn’t  understand why he wouldn’t give me a letter either, but either way they’re gonna send me one out :). Hopefully SAAS will stop being gay and I can look forward to uni again.

Til next time.

  1. Do not shotgun an Irn-Bru WKD
  2. Especially after eating a curry

The result can only be described as explosive vomiting.

Anyway, I had a weird dream last night. It was just me sitting on a bridge contemplating jumping. Nothing more than that. And this went on for ages. As I said, weird.

Apart from that the only moderately interesting thing that’s happened to me is that I went to a leaving dinner and drinks for a friend i’m not gonna see for 10 months. It was good but while I was there, I realised that I don’t think I can trust one of my close friends the same way I used to, which sucks but if they aren’t gonna be trustworthy and at times even civil then this is the obvious course of action. I’m hoping that eventually they’ll realise the way they’re acting and sort their head out but that remains to be seen.

I’m so annoyed that I have no money atm. There are so many good games coming out. I suppose I’ll just have to rob a bank or something.

Anyway, I want my first comment (make it nice) so come one, come all.

I’ve decided to properly start a blog. Some of you may know that I tried and failed at this goal some time ago, but it’s time for round 2.

I recently got accepted to Cali Uni to do a course in computer games design. This wonderful piece of news was then shattered when I was told I wouldn’t be receiving a bursary and would have to pay £1285 of tuition fees. But, we hold our heads high and move on…and if that fails we appeal. So, once Emma gets back to me I’ll have this email sent away and hopefully lots of money will be paid by SAAS to Cali.

Apart from that, I’ve recently been thinking of a screenplay for a spoof silent movie I worked on a few years ago. It’s been sitting in the back of my mind for the past few days, and I’m thinking of going back to it. I think this thought was created because I recently watched An Evening with Kevin Smith, who in my mind is a comic genius (as well as fat an lazy). So, I may sit down one day and start writing that, hopefully one day soon.

That’s pretty much all I have for the moment. Feel free to comment and leave feedback, and if you don’t see me post soon, yell at me til I do.